Call the RSPCA

I am so angry with the pathetic display put on for loyal fans and long suffering members by our less than acceptable finals aspirents,, I honestly hope that the Collingwood Magpies get their feathers singed by the desperate Demons this Friday night. Then the Killer Swans pick off what is left ... what a fitting end for the wounded Magpies, "A Murder of Crows" to end what will be a non humane destruction of weak and sick unfortunates...

We do not need to make the Finals, only for a half decent team to blow us out in round one....

Please God let us finish 9th... Let your Saints come Marching in,,, so that they can have their spirits destroyed again.... Who would want to scrape into this lop sided Final Eight. Bring back the Final Six...