Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Oh So Close



Sergeant Carter and GD#2...

I am still not happy losing last weeks game by less than a goal,, and everyone saying you should be happy cos no one expected Collingwood to do well this season, you people make me want to spew up... We were good enough thats How WE got to a Preliminary Final and your crappy teams didnt... Geelong were incredibly good throughout the season,they deserve to finish top, finals are different as they have proved to be for Collingwood and Geelong over the past 50 years ... I dont care who wins, the AFL and Television broadcasters can only rub their hands with Glee if Collingwood does play finals.

Buckley to play on, Wakelin to go around again only because Clement will not. Judd will be a Magpie at a Huge cost. Channel Eddie to screen lots more of Miss Rebecca Twiggley's cleavage..

Is Brad Gotch leaving Collingwood/Williamstown for a position at Footscray, even he knows this is a backwards step...

I was shocked at how well Dane Swan did in Brownlow,,, I cannot believe the umpires only gave Rocca and Pendelbury 1 vote for their season, They really dont watch the same game we do...

I still think T Lockyer will win Copeland, Collingwood will give a mid year send off to N Buckley He will take on Collingwood VFL coaching duties ,,, Pronto out.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

GD#2


Welcome to Charlotte Rose, 18/09/2007
A healthy 7lb 14 oz
A Daughter for our Daughter,
THE NEW MAGPIE...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Call the RSPCA


I am so angry with the pathetic display put on for loyal fans and long suffering members by our less than acceptable finals aspirents,, I honestly hope that the Collingwood Magpies get their feathers singed by the desperate Demons this Friday night. Then the Killer Swans pick off what is left ... what a fitting end for the wounded Magpies, "A Murder of Crows" to end what will be a non humane destruction of weak and sick unfortunates...

We do not need to make the Finals, only for a half decent team to blow us out in round one....

Please God let us finish 9th... Let your Saints come Marching in,,, so that they can have their spirits destroyed again.... Who would want to scrape into this lop sided Final Eight. Bring back the Final Six...

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Miss J and Pa


Pa cant wait to see his Darling , this time next week Miss J and her mum will fly down from sunny Qld to the cold cold cold of wonderful Melbourne, might be a good time to take a sightseeing trip to Lake Mtn or if this weather keeps up we could just go to Mt Dandenong...ha ha,,,
The Rnd 16 teams have been listed,,, welcome back Presti,, Lonie you have one game or its curtains, Guy give us the goods, No passengers boys, so happy to see the back of the Freo skunk, Willy seconds is your level the way you have been playing. Go Magpies,,,take no prisoners, the worst thing I have seen in The Sun and Age this week was that two writers both forecast that Collingwood would finish 2nd at the end of Rnd 22,,, I hope the players dont read that, or they will think it is a given, There are No Crystal Balls in Football ,,,,, but we do have a Dick and Cox and a Goldsack .....

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

A Bigger Story Than Ford Motors...


Ohhhh the Humanity,
The biggest news story of the day has nothing to do with an Indian doctor trying to earn a living in Australia practising his shonky molotov medicine or the fact that Geelong Football Clubs' major sponsor "Ford" is to close its engine building plant at Geelong with the flow on effect of possibly thousands of Geelong people looking elsewhere for employment... or that organisers want to pre sell Melbourne Cup Carnival tickets to control crowd numbers,, these items are not news worthy compared to our Captains' dodgy hamstring,,, how will other Collingwood supporters sleep tonight,,, I will be tossing and turning wondering if the Great Man will ever pull on the famous Black and White Jumper in anger again. ....as with the Hindenburgs explosion,,,"Ohh the Humanity"

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Happy Birthday little Magpie, those feral cats stole your gift. Have a Great Day.